The Herald has informed us that you can’t wear fragrances if you work at the Broward Sheriff’s Office. This is incredibly important, because I’m not going to apply at a place, no matter how many unnecessary extras you put on my health plan, if I can’t smell like wormwood.
Who’s going to want to impress the ladies with their drug-planting skills, if you can’t do anything with them, later? I’m not going to tell them we should hang out in my off-hours, where I can spray something other than of the pepper variey. No, I’m a fucking Broward Sheriff. I’ll get busy in the middle of a routine traffic stop for all I care.
So, the Miami-Dade Sheriff’s office is getting one more job application. Look out for it – it’ll smell like straight up herb.1
1 – of the genus Artemisia