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Miami Porn Star Jailed, but Not Over Porn

On the front page of The Miami Herald's Saturday edition is an important story about the tragedy in Norway, a significant piece about the debt talks, a profile on our Governor's campaign manager and most important of all, a Pulitzer-level investigative masterpiece about a porn star and some goats.

"His nickname is The Monster. And if you don’t know why, then you probably haven’t seen his body of work." (Get it?)

Now, Raul Amenteros, aka Ramon as he's known in the porn industry, isn't doing anything remotely sexual with these goats. No, he just wants to sacrifice them for his religion. That's because Armenteros is a Santero and killing animals is a big part of life.

Armenteros was arrested after police got reports of a van with strange noises coming out of it on Northwest Seventh Street and 37th Avenue. When they opened the van they found eight roosters, four guinea hens, four pigeons, four goats and one duck. The Herald staff meanwhile, they found an opportunity use the word porn in a headline twice.